{"id":12864,"date":"2021-03-31T15:06:53","date_gmt":"2021-03-31T13:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.muchomaas.com\/article-macron-moque-en-chuck-norris-vous-en-reviez-twitter-l-a-fait\/"},"modified":"2023-06-24T00:13:40","modified_gmt":"2023-06-23T22:13:40","slug":"article-macron-moque-en-chuck-norris-vous-en-reviez-twitter-l-a-fait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archives.regards.fr\/?p=12864","title":{"rendered":"Macron moqu\u00e9 en Chuck Norris : vous en r\u00eaviez, Twitter l&#8217;a fait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post_excerpt\">Pour une fois que ce sont les Fran\u00e7ais qui m\u00e9prisent Emmanuel Macron, on ne va pas se priver.<\/p>\n<p>Alors que la France tr\u00e9pigne d&#8217;impatience \u00e0 l&#8217;id\u00e9e d&#8217;\u00e9couter une \u00e9ni\u00e8me allocution du chef de l&#8217;\u00c9tat relative \u00e0 la situation sanitaire, ce mercredi soir 20h, Twitter s&#8217;amuse.<\/p>\n<p>Vous connaissez les <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chuck_Norris_Facts\"><em>Chuck Norris Facts<\/em><\/a> ? Eh bien voici le <em>#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/em>\u2026 S\u00e9lection des tweets qui nous ont fait le plus rire (et il y en a beaucoup !) :<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Emmanuel Macron :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab Tu as quel \u00e2ge jeune homme? \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Gar\u00e7on :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab 7 ans \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Macron :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab Bah moi \u00e0 ton \u00e2ge j\u2019en avais 8 \u00bb <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/XItAGemECk\">pic.twitter.com\/XItAGemECk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Brol27 (@Brol27) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Brol27\/status\/1376948079723679748?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> Macron ne ment pas, c&#39;est la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 qui se trompe.&#129315;&#128077; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7OUYIv92Ki\">pic.twitter.com\/7OUYIv92Ki<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; nibelungen (@nibelungen59) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nibelungen59\/status\/1376959755651022853?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Emmanuel Macron n&#39;a jamais connu d&#39;\u00e9chec, m\u00eame si parfois \u00e7a n&#39;a pas march\u00e9 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Toutoune (@cyclotoutoune) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cyclotoutoune\/status\/1376867833511088128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Emmanuel Macron connait la derni\u00e8re d\u00e9cimale de Pi. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Nain Portekoi (@Nain_Portekoi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nain_Portekoi\/status\/1376866076752015362?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Emmanuel Macron s&#39;appelle plusieurs fois par jour pour se demander des conseils. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Sochard (@FredSochard) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FredSochard\/status\/1376918377977966596?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Ci-dessous un masque qui porte Emmanuel Macron pour se prot\u00e9ger <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/RfQzeqB2bk\">pic.twitter.com\/RfQzeqB2bk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Daddy_GrM (@DaddyGrm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DaddyGrm\/status\/1377028694422642689?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Emmanuel Macron a d\u00e9j\u00e0 fini son forfait illimit\u00e9<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/osacnno5Si\">pic.twitter.com\/osacnno5Si<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; HIKKOD \u26bd (@HIKKOD_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HIKKOD_\/status\/1377008080219693057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Lorsque Neil Armstrong s&#39;est pos\u00e9 sur la Lune, Emmanuel Macron \u00e9tait l\u00e0 pour l&#39;accueillir en bas de l&#39;\u00e9chelle. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Padre_Pio (@Padre_Pio) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Padre_Pio\/status\/1376887454293237761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><br \/>\u00ab Si on loue le Seigneur, c&#39;est parce qu&#39;Emmanuel Macron est hors de prix. \u00bb <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/AR1Yx8hBaz\">pic.twitter.com\/AR1Yx8hBaz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ezio &#128286; (@ambianarum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ambianarum\/status\/1376907950653112329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Image d\u2019un requin ayant \u00e9t\u00e9 mordu par Emmanuel Macron <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UZyZMNZTmw\">pic.twitter.com\/UZyZMNZTmw<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Imperator Damien (@foxtango) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/foxtango\/status\/1377044238546919425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Quand Emmanuel Macron fait une faute d&#39;orthographe, une nouvelle \u00e9dition du Petit Robert para\u00eet <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronfacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronfacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Collet Mickael (@ColletMickael2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ColletMickael2\/status\/1376869303098748929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Le sang froid d&#39;Emmanuel Macron suffit \u00e0 ralentir le r\u00e9chauffement climatique. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/O31WaAhcxx\">pic.twitter.com\/O31WaAhcxx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Michael Hadrons (@MHadrons) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MHadrons\/status\/1376981066343460876?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Emmanuel Macron a voulu rentrer \u00e0 l\u2019\u00c9lys\u00e9e \u00e0 bicyclette. <br \/>Il a accidentellement remport\u00e9 le tour de France. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/d5bQQvzFtE\">pic.twitter.com\/d5bQQvzFtE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Gildas Bmnt (@_taupy_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_taupy_\/status\/1376909156926504963?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Image rare de Macron qui a appris \u00e0 conduire \u00e0 son moniteur le jour du permis <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UByNOdZapY\">pic.twitter.com\/UByNOdZapY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; oeoeoe (@ok27227) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ok27227\/status\/1376947407427080200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">ALERTE INFO : Spectaculaire image d&#39;Emmanuel Macron tuant le coronavirus \u00e0 main nue <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/P2GoIGyq73\">pic.twitter.com\/P2GoIGyq73<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Joris.se Mordrat (@macroncacaprout) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/macroncacaprout\/status\/1376912606682882052?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Emmanuel Macron un jour a ramass\u00e9 quelques pierre et les a assembl\u00e9es! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/R38kdwdCsV\">pic.twitter.com\/R38kdwdCsV<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Barthe Philippe &#128029; (@philippe_barthe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/philippe_barthe\/status\/1376905167732416519?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">L&#39;avenir se demande parfois ce qu&#39;Emmanuel Macron lui r\u00e9serve&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; JorgeMan (@jmdsp7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jmdsp7\/status\/1376892596379877378?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Quand Graham Bell inventa le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone en 1876, il avait d\u00e9j\u00e0 2 appels en absence d&#39;Emmanuel Macron <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; ArnaudNymous (@Arnaud_Nymous) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Arnaud_Nymous\/status\/1376878328062304259?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Image exclusive de Macron revenant triomphant de Suez o\u00f9 il a d\u00e9bloqu\u00e9, \u00e0 lui tout seul, en poussant \u00e0 mains nues, l&#39;Evergreen qui bloquait le canal depuis une semaine !<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/w4W9yxBzdH\">pic.twitter.com\/w4W9yxBzdH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; OnTheRoadPhileas (@OnTheRodPhileas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OnTheRodPhileas\/status\/1376892327634030592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Quand Google ne trouve pas quelque chose, il demande \u00e0 Emmanuel Macron.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EmmanuelMacronFacts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EmmanuelMacronFacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Nain Portekoi (@Nain_Portekoi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nain_Portekoi\/status\/1376865819012034563?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">C\u2019est \u00e7a, marrez-vous. 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